NEW LOOK AND LAYOUT TO THE COURIER
~Jewels Diamond-Editor~
Welcome to the Brand New Look and Layout of the Coruscant Courier! As
some of you have noticed as you watch the news holos across the Galaxy the
times they are a changing as the great legendary singer Dylan Ptah sang.
We here at the Courier are so excited to present our new look and our new
official affiliation with the Imperial Chancellor’s Office. Along with
our always stunning journalism and already wonderful views that we are
able to give you we are also able to give you exclusive behind the scenes
interviews and insights into the amazing world that is the fascinating
world of our Brilliant Imperial Chancellor. Our direct liaison has worked
with the Chancellor since he was just an intern in his office and now he
is a Lieutenant Commander in the new Imperial Fleet. We are excited to
work very closely with the Imperial Chancellor, the Imperial Senate and
Lieutenant Commander Crimson Draconia, Media Liaison to the Imperial
Chancellor’s Office. We are looking forward to bringing you exclusive
interviews with many members of the Senate that we weren’t able to have
access to before along with insights into the daily happenings in our
Imperial Galaxy. We are grateful to the Chancellor and his office for this
wonderful opportunity and hope this is the beginning of a long and
prosperous relationship.
JEDI: FRIEND OR FOE?
~Rahi Taam~
As I sit at my data computer wondering what went wrong I keep coming
back to my piles of data reports that I did with the Jedi in the first
place. Were we all fooled? What exactly has gone on with the Jedi? What is
this mad dash for power all about anyway? This reporter was not about to
sit around and wait for the 11 o’clock holo vid with the Jedi Spin on
it, but was going to do some digging.
I first went straight to the source. Who knows the Jedi best but the
expert sent to hunt them down? In a rare exclusive interview granted to me
by Imperial Lord Darth Vader, special liaison to the Imperial Chancellor’s
office.
"It is a simple matter of politics. The Jedi were used to things
being their way without question for a millennium in this galaxy. Along
came changes that they weren’t comfortable with and they saw a need to
squash the other side. The Chancellor had no choice but to end the
madness. At first I am sure he tried reason, but how do you reason with a
group of individuals with power, and independent wealth to own the galaxy.
It had to end in bloodshed. The brainwashing of the Jedi Order is
merciless. As a former student in the Order I can tell you that there is
no room for the individual." Vader said in a bold statement
explaining the need for swift action against the tyranny of the Jedi
Machine.
While Lord Vader would not reveal his true identity afraid of
retribution from any Jedi out there seeking revenge, he did say that that
many he knew in the Order were not allowed to finish due to their
individual beliefs. They weren’t allowed to know their families, or have
friends and loved ones nearby. This was corresponded to stories we have
heard from other Jedi and from the interviews we had with the Jedi in this
very news journal. Vader went on to say that while his own early childhood
had been difficult but a happy one until he was separated from his family
and left for the Order. He thought he was leaving for the Adventure of a
lifetime instead he suffered the cold harsh reality of the Order. He was
made to suffer at the expense of the Jedi Masters. He said the Padawan
Learners are used as Pawns and never given fair chances to excel or
further themselves as they would in standard or traditional learning
facilities.
"The sad part about Lord Vader is that his is not the only case we
have heard of in our galaxy. We have another very serious case we know of,
that of Lady Sarah Destinee who was once a Padawan trainee under some of
the biggest names of the Jedi Order. She finally could not stand the
frustration and humiliation of the Order any longer and escaped to a
different world during a Civil War uprising. She was ostracized by the
Order and her peers whom she considered her family and friends. She had no
one to turn to and was all alone in this cold Galaxy living as many young
people do taking any and every job she could to stay alive. Finally, the
Late Count Dooku kindly took her in recognizing her talent. He helped her
find her way in the world. She is also a tragic story of hopes and dreams
shattered by the Jedi form of Discipline." Imperial Chancellor
Palpatine explained in an exclusive interview with the Courier.
"Things got so bad for her that she had to change her name to protect
her family and friends from retribution from her former Jedi Colleagues.
She has been reunited with her real blood family and has a family of her
own now. She also now works for the Empire helping us by using her
formidable Force abilities. There are so many others the list is just too
long and tragic to name. Just look at me and what happened to me in my
attack by Jedi Master Mace Windu. If it weren’t for Lord Vader I do not
know what would have happened. I am just grateful that he came along when
he did."
"Can you tell us what happened in more detail? The news holos
weren’t clear." I asked eagerly hoping that the Chancellor would be
gracious enough to answer my question. The news reports have been sketchy.
"Well it is still rather frightening, but I will try." The
Chancellor bravely answered. "I was preparing my report to the Senate
working late when Master Windu and a group of Jedi came to arrest me and
send me to prison on some charge that they invented. I was incredibly
frightened; there were four of them and just myself in my office. I don’t
know how I was not arrested or killed, I think I hid or ran or something.
In times of great stress we are capable of amazing things. Lord Vader came
just as I was about to be killed and fought off the dark Jedi. I was down
on the ground helpless, unarmed of course, under the most horrific site I
have ever seen of Master Windu and his saber. Master Windu was filled with
the hubris of his own Power and in the struggle blew out every single one
of the windows in my office using his great power in the Force, I believe
that is what they call it. I was shocked and stunned and amazed. Lord
Vader went after him to save me and to try and bring him to Justice. We
all know that Master Windu is reported to be the greatest Saber Master of
the Jedi Order, I feared for Lord Vader’s life. I was so scared I could
not watch. I saw his saber lighting up the night around me and it appeared
that one flew from Master Windu’s hand. I was so relieved that I was
saved. Vader was truly the guardian of justice in that room. Master Windu
swore he would never be taken by a youngling and escaped somehow,
miraculously out of the window. He must have had someone waiting for him,
unless the Jedi have learned to fly without wings."
This reporter sat stunned as the tale of the truth unfolded before me.
Did the Jedi have accomplices in this? The Chancellor had indeed been
through an Ordeal. It is very clear by this report and many others now
coming in from the Imperial Intelligence Office and the Office for
Galactic Security that the Jedi would not fall under the Friend moniker
anymore. If you have any information about any Jedi contact the Office for
Galactic Security, 2385 5555 4722 1539, and ask for Captain Kieran McDubh
or Lieutenant Adam Taylor. Do not attempt to approach them yourself as
they are all armed and dangerous and many have hidden special powers that
could lead to injury or death when provoked.
GALACTIC SENATE TO IMPERIAL SENATE:
How do the changes affect our Freedoms?
~Jewels Diamond, Editor~
The words Empire and Imperial conjure strange images of horror movies
from the Cineplex 20. What will happen next? Will we have no freedoms?
Will we live under the iron fist of a dictator? Where will the madness
end? Thank goodness this is a democracy and not the movies or there would
be chaos in the streets. Thank the even greater good for the Imperial
Chancellor for helping us make sense of all these changes. We had no
problem getting an interview with one of the top men in the Chancellor’s
office, Lieutenant Commander Crimson Draconia. A busy man both in the
Chancellor’s newly formed Imperial Fleet as well as being in charge of
the Imperial Chancellor’s Office and being Media Liaison, Lt. Commander
Draconia was still able to squeeze us into his busy day to answer
questions.
"How does the new Imperial designation affect commerce?" JD
"It will increase some of the taxes that people pay on some items.
However, it really will allow us to enforce the tax laws and rules
governing the collection of those taxes that are already in place. We will
be able to make things much more equal now. Before the Imperial
designation we were mired down by politics over jurisdiction and
individual planet laws. Now however, we can assure that all laws and
politics are uniform and enforced for everyone’s benefit. In addition,
it will uniformly standardize prices on basic items that people need to
survive. No more will we have this crazy market pricing and the insane
black marketing of necessary items for the people." Lt. Cmdr Draconia
replied.
"How will the new Imperial designation affect travel?" JD
"It will make that so much easier. No longer will we go through
all these random rules and regulations put down by ancient governments
that may or may not exist. Everything falls under the current laws that we
know and enjoy on Coruscant. We will be able to ease all the congestion on
Shipping and Traveling lanes." Lt. Cmdr Draconia answered.
"How will this help the inflation and economic crisis in the old
Republic?" JD
"All monies will be standardized by the banks on Muunilist. We
will all work with one money and it will be accepted everywhere. The banks
will work closely with the Finance and Appropriations committees of the
Senate and the Imperial Chancellor to have standard Annual Percentage
Rates for Lending and for New Home Building. This will encourage growth in
the Outer Rim Systems and thus encourage trade and help stabilize many of
these off world planets that are currently struggling." Lt. Cmdr
Draconia assured us.
"Will this affect our political and financial freedoms?" JD
"Actually yes, since now we have one government with one voice we
will have more freedom than ever. We will still vote for our regional
representatives and they will represent us in the Imperial Senate. The
Senate will oversee the Budget as they always have. The Chancellor is not
here to be wasteful and re-invent things that already work. He is only
here to get rid of the incredibly wasteful things that don’t work for
us. Slowly over time you will see things trimmed down to cut down on
budgetary spending and that is a direct savings to us the tax payers. I
have to pay taxes just like you and just like every reader out there. Who
doesn’t need a break from these incessant raises in taxes all the time?
The Imperial Chancellor’s new plan is brilliant because he takes money
that is already here and re-allocates it to the areas we need most, saving
us billions if not trillions in tax payer credits." Lt. Cmdr Draconia
said sharing some of the new budgetary plan of the Chancellor before it is
unveiled in the upcoming address to the Senate next month.
"Anything else you want to share?" JD
"I think a lot of people will be so pleased with the freedoms that
come with the Imperial Galaxy. We can once again travel where we want and
when we want. No worries about a civil war popping up anywhere and
everywhere. The military branches will take care of safety for everyone.
All people have to do is once again return to life as normal. I personally
am so grateful for that. I don’t have to worry about my family and
friends on my home planet and what might be happening there. I can visit
them on Holidays and call them whenever I feel the urge. I think you will
see the Galaxy return to a Golden Age of Happiness and Prosperity."
Lt Cmdr Draconia finished.
We would like to thank Lieutenant Commander Draconia and the Imperial
Chancellor’s office for all of their extensive help and cooperation in
these questioning times. JD
WHERE IN THE GALAXY?
~Kahtya Millions~
The Galaxy is now at peace and what better way to celebrate our
wonderful peace than to travel and explore our incredible Galaxy! Corellia
a brilliant jewel in the crown of our New Glorious Empire is one of the
best places to go in the Summer. From the beautiful blue oceans where you
can sail, swim, surf or more, to the lush green hills of the high country
you can enjoy the relaxing countryside. If relaxation isn’t enough there
are the wonderful cities with shopping and plenty of museums, art
galleries, zoos, and more to intrigue the tourist. The Hotels are
beautiful and the people warm and charming. One of my favorite places to
go just opened up this season called the Imperial Gardens! They actually a
number of gardens linked together over the same beautiful park like
structure. One is an oriental type garden including a beautiful rock
sculpture ending in the ancient earth traditional serpent’s kiss. There
is a beautiful water garden similar to the ones on nearby Cato Neimoidia.
There is also a really beautiful Crystal Garden similar to the crystal
formations found on the planet Chakran. There are also gardens like we
have on our own lovely Coruscant and ones similar to other areas of our
Galaxy. The acres of gardens are lovely and the weather just cannot be
beat. I rate Corellia a Five Star out of Five Experience for the variety
and family friendly atmosphere of the planet.
EYES ON THE STARZ-SPECIAL SENATORIAL ISSUE
~Bamberri~
The Senate seems almost more exciting than the world of movies and
music at times so this special issue is dedicated to those that give so
much of themselves to help shape our world today and for our future.
Incredibly sad news for all in our Galaxy, the beloved Senator Padme
Naberrie Amdidala former Queen of Naboo has passed away to the next world
of Shadow. She was so young and so beautiful and to die so young makes it
ever the more tragic. Will we ever know who the father of her baby was?
Rumor had it that it might have been any number of eligible young men
including her long time friend Actor Rob Tipton or her constant friend the
famed Professional Companion Orlando Darksword. It appears many men would
have liked to be the father of the beautiful young Senator’s child but
alas she was truly close to only those two very close friends of hers and
it appears the secret will be buried with her and her unborn child. It
would seem that everyone who was anyone was at the funeral. Her funeral
was attended by dignitaries from all over the Galaxy including long time
friend and confidant the ever noble Senator Bail Organa of Alderaan with a
large delegation that included several relatives from Alderaan, including
his own nephews who included the Alderaanian Ambassador Roberto Carreiro
Portillo Organa, Dr. Alessandro Organa and Alderaanian Economics Minister
Sylvano Organa. Also in attendance was of course Imperial Chancellor
Charles Palpatine with his companion Desera Maison, Senator Tallon Greyson,
Senator Naya Caballa and his delegation also included representative Jar
Jar Binks of Naboo. Representative Binks was so distraught by the death of
his very close friend Senator Naberrie Amidala that soon after the funeral
he had to be checked into a local recovery center. His office could not be
reached for further comment. From Corellia Senator Dawson Griegson and
Senator Josefina Sartuccia attended along with Corellian Ambassador Elen
Thraken, Representative Jianna Arroya and Sentor Jing Kano. The list could
go on for days it was a dark day for the Empire when her light left us.
Our thoughts are with her family.
Doubly tragic for the Organa family was the loss of the Senator’s own
wife Jana DeFelice-Organa. His wife had been battling a tragic disease
called Niphylremia. The Senator’s wife battled the disease for almost
two years and finally succumbed to the disease right before Alderaan’s
famed Flower Festival this year where the two got engaged and married 5
years ago. "The problem with this insidious disease is that it starts
shutting down systems within your body until finally you just close down
all together. It is terrible to have to watch someone suffer with it. The
best you can do for your loved one at the end is be supportive and make
them as comfortable as they can be until the end comes." Dr.
Alessandro Organa spoke for the family. Senator Organa was able to spend
the last few weeks with his suffering wife. The funeral was attended by
many who also attended Senator Naberrie Amidala’s funeral just a few
weeks previous.
In more uplifting news the Organa family tragedy has renewed interest
in Medical research at the DeFelice Medical Center located on Alderaan.
The Medical Center founded by Dr. Organa’s great uncle is now the base
for his research team’s work. Dr. Alessandro Organa continued by saying
that the generosity of gifts and research grants in his aunt’s name has
been tremendous and extremely thoughtful. It not only will allow for more
research into Niphylremia (which his aunt contracted on one of her many
humanitarian missions to help impoverished war torn areas set up new
school systems and return to normal everyday activities), but it will also
allow for healthcare to extend to many of the areas that she helped and
visited. Children and the future were major focuses of her work in those
areas of the Galaxy. The newly formed DeFelice-Organa Galactic Medical
Alliance or DOGMA will be able to set up temporary clinics in many areas
of the galaxy that were not accessible before. It has a mobile medical
team and equipment all with great thanks to the many donations in her name
to the fund. Continued Donations can be sent to DOGMA in care of Senator
Organa’s Senatorial Offices on Coruscant.
WHAT DOES THE FORCE HAVE IN MIND FOR YOU?
~Bamberri~
Metal - If your birth Year ends in a 0 or 1 you are strong like steel
and just as flexible. Your mind is razor sharp unless you let it get
dull. Sharpen your mind and cut through all the red tape that is going on
around you. You are the only one seeing things clearly right now. It is
the time to sift through old things and start anew. Make new investments,
start a new business or just clear out the clutter that you haven’t
gotten to, but it is no longer time to linger you don’t want to rust!
Water - If your birth Year ends in a 2 or 3 you are able to flow and
change like the rivers and lakes. You can feel to the depths of the
oceans and see all the colors of the rainbow. Peace and harmony are
what you seek right now. Things have been truly chaotic and you need to
just to settle back and listen to the quiet rushing of the water over the
stones. Try to take things easily for awhile. You have been through enough
lately.
Wood - If your birth Year ends in a 4 or 5 you are like the
trees. You know how to see and listen without causing too many
rustling leaves. Looking for a new love? Perhaps it is time to get things
started. You feel like uprooting yourself and sewing some new seeds
somewhere else. Perhaps you want to get together with a fire sign and
start a blaze - be careful it doesn’t get too hot for you! Perhaps a
good earthy relationship would be more long lasting to sew those seeds
with. Even a water sign could prove a most interesting experiment in
hydroponics. Be very wary of a Metal blade, they have a razor sharp tongue
that is sure to cut deep at the root.
Fire - If your birth Year ends in a 6 or 7 you burn with Passion for
everything. Summer is your time to shine. Go out and show the Galaxy
and Universe what being a Sun child really is, you’re a star baby!! Go
to the beach and build a bonfire to your kindred spirits the Stars
themselves, perhaps light up the night with a nouveau wood nymph or
nymphette. The Stars are yours and the Sun and you are about to go
Supernova!!
Earth - If your birth Year ends in an 8 or 9 you are solid and
grounded. While summer is a hot place try to find someplace nice and cool
for vacation and perhaps you will find a new romance blossoming under the
summer sun. Your solid footing and level headedness could just be what
someone is looking for in a new love. Speaking of new you might be looking
at a new business or home opportunity. All that Spring cleaning has given
you new ground in these matters of security and for your future. Whatever
your plans you can be assured they are planned out well and firmly
grounded like you.